Daily Joke

At the church meeting, the preacher announced, “Anyone with a special concern or problem who wants to be prayed over, please come forward.”  Billy Bob got in line, and when it was his turn, the preacher asked, “Billy Bob, what is your need that you want me to pray about?”

Billy Bob replied, “Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing.”
The preacher put one finger of one hand on Billy Bob’s ear, placed his other hand on top of Billy Bob’s head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a blue streak for Billy Bob and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, “Billy Bob, how is your hearing now?”

Billy Bob answered, “I don’t know. It ain’t ’til next week.”

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