And plays video games with them which is good because they probably would have been arrested for statuary rape. The dad forgot his birthday so I guess this is his way of getting him back:
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father’s existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing “Halo” on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
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The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a “World of Warcraft” tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
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Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.
I’d say he’s on the right track.
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posted May 12, 2008 at 1:26 pm
“Statuary” rape? Anyone who tries to rape a statue deserves any injury to his privates that may result.
posted May 12, 2008 at 2:12 pm
How could the kid get a credit card without his dad’s signature? And what are his parents doing handing him mail from Mastercard without opening it first???
posted May 12, 2008 at 10:15 pm
A decent parent would have paid for the hookers himself!
posted May 13, 2008 at 8:11 am
Come to think of it, the dad does not owe this bill. Technically, he was a victim of identity theft. But they’re not going to prosecute his kid. So essentially the credit card company got shafted because they were stupid enough to issue a card to a 13 year old.
posted May 13, 2008 at 8:37 am
So essentially the credit card company got shafted because they were stupid enough to issue a card to a 13 year old.
So some good did come out of this, after all.
Awwww
posted May 13, 2008 at 12:01 pm
From the article: “Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.”
Michele says, “I’d say he’s on the right track.”
OR, he might even become an evangelist. Can you say Ted Haggard? Jimmy Swaggart?
posted May 13, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Gee, recovering, why don’t you tell us about the scandal-ridden and fiscally profligate life of Billy Graham? What’s that? There ARE good evangelists? Who’da thunk it.
posted May 14, 2008 at 7:01 am
That kid is my Hero, being only 13 and having the balls + brains to go on a $30000 spree and then orders some hookers just to play halo. Two words, living legend.
Note to father: your the worst kind of moron for forgetting his birthday, karma bit you in the ass.
posted June 4, 2008 at 2:45 am
Good grief … you guys are gullible! I’ll be you even believe in a Trinity, don’t you?
posted June 4, 2008 at 7:31 am
“Good grief … you guys are gullible! I’ll be you even believe in a Trinity, don’t you?”
Did you know that an atheist fell for this story, too? And he doesn’t even believe in a Trinity! Shocking!