13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers
And plays video games with them which is good because they probably would have been arrested for statuary rape. The dad forgot his birthday so I guess this is his way of getting him back:Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old...
"Statuary" rape? Anyone who tries to rape a statue deserves any injury to his privates that may result.
How could the kid get a credit card without his dad's signature? And what are his parents doing handing him mail from Mastercard without opening it first???
A decent parent would have paid for the hookers himself!
Come to think of it, the dad does not owe this bill. Technically, he was a victim of identity theft. But they're not going to prosecute his kid. So essentially the credit card company got shafted because they were stupid enough to issue a card to a 13 year old.
So essentially the credit card company got shafted because they were stupid enough to issue a card to a 13 year old.
So some good did come out of this, after all.
Awwww :)
From the article: "Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."
Michele says, "I'd say he's on the right track."
OR, he might even become an evangelist. Can you say Ted Haggard? Jimmy Swaggart?
Gee, recovering, why don't you tell us about the scandal-ridden and fiscally profligate life of Billy Graham? What's that? There ARE good evangelists? Who'da thunk it.
That kid is my Hero, being only 13 and having the balls + brains to go on a $30000 spree and then orders some hookers just to play halo. Two words, living legend.
Note to father: your the worst kind of moron for forgetting his birthday, karma bit you in the ass.
Good grief ... you guys are gullible! I'll be you even believe in a Trinity, don't you?
"Good grief ... you guys are gullible! I'll be you even believe in a Trinity, don't you?"
Did you know that an atheist fell for this story, too? And he doesn't even believe in a Trinity! Shocking!
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