OK, greenies. Here’s the situation, you have to switch from lambs to cows (or chicken and pork), Even though they are smaller, they generate more CO2 than cows. Also, you have to give up Hot House tomatoes because they generate way too much CO2 And you have to give up your beer for soda. But the best news of the day is that you have to switch from chicken to chocolate.
There is actually a governmental agency in England that calculates the carbon footprints of the food the British consume. Tax payer money well spent. Maybe there are people who will actually change their lifestyle because they believe their actions can impact the climate (those with narcissistic disorder perhaps?) but I doubt very many are going to switch foods just because they’re afraid of the sea levels raising an inch or two.
If people who said they cared about global warming actually cared, they would be pushing for nuclear energy and wouldn’t be flying private planes all over the world.
So, how about it, greenies? You ready to give up your beer for the planet?
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posted May 24, 2009 at 11:25 am
How many Reformed Christians are there on the planet? A hundred million?
God hath favored them with wealth, so they have a much higher carbon footprint than other humans. So perhaps rather than niggling the difference between beer and soda, we should invest in a crash program to travel to Mars, where we deposit all the Reformed Christians, let them have a world unto themselves and their low-gravity Jesus.
posted May 24, 2009 at 11:42 am
Oh, Michelle, you are such a fascist idiot (but I mean that in the nice way, like the way you use the terms Obamanite and Greenie).
posted May 24, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I know…if we kill the little lambie pies soon enough they won’t be able to generate that much CO2.
posted May 24, 2009 at 2:11 pm
All the hard core greens are localvore vegans who wouldn’t go near soda or alcohol anyway.
posted May 24, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Artesian carbonated water and liqueurs distilled from dandelions from your yard are just fine with me, MH. I do not object to veal, however, for exactly the reason MzEllen lists for little lambies. Delicious!
posted May 24, 2009 at 9:54 pm
“But the best news of the day is that you have to switch from chicken to chocolate.”
Agree!!!!!!
posted May 25, 2009 at 1:17 am
Jesus, the Burping Lamb of God.
posted May 25, 2009 at 2:21 am
*yawn*
piss and moan. keep doing what you’re so good at.