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auf Wiedersehen
My contract with Beliefnet is up and I'll be back on my own ad-free domain again. Beliefnet has been really lovely to me and I appreciate their letting me write whatever I want without trying to censor anything. I will be back on my blogger domain sometime this week, after I figure out how to export
posted 7:56:21pm Feb. 21, 2011 |
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#210 Mandatory chapel at Bible college
Most Christian colleges require students to attend chapel
services. Chapel is not an option, it's part of the curriculum. If you don't
fulfill your chapel quota, you don't graduate.
Though Christianity purports to operate under the auspices
of grace and generally claims that church attendance isn't
posted 7:06:31pm Feb. 11, 2011 |
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#209 Perceiving persecution
Christian culture is vigilant about persecution. Jesus said being persecuted goes with the territory of following him, and some of those followers are really on the lookout.
Christian culture sees persecution in all sorts of things and they often say they're under attack. The institution of marriage
posted 6:16:31pm Feb. 03, 2011 |
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#208 Missionary dating
When someone in Christian culture meets a delicious non-Christian they will usually assume a missionary position with them.
Missionary dating is when you date a non-Christian for the express purpose of proselytizing so as to instigate their conversion. Youth group leaders heartily disapprove of mis
posted 6:16:57pm Jan. 27, 2011 |
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#207 Marrying young
Christian culture gets married young. The reason isn't entirely clear, but the general consensus is that it drastically lowers the risk of fornication. You just can't fornicate if you're married, and that takes care of that. Fornication is Christian culture's natural enemy. Bible colleges (aka
posted 6:33:07pm Jan. 19, 2011 |
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posted September 25, 2008 at 12:44 pm
I’m totally gonna throw this in my next email…LMBO super funny! On a side note, I just got an email from my church about a Workshop for Women tomorrow night…wanna go?
posted September 25, 2008 at 2:10 pm
LMAO,,,, oh, oopslmbo,, don’t feel any different, but still laughing. and spell check doesn’t like LMBO,,, maybe my computer isn’t saved!?!?!
posted September 25, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Since that quote says it’s okay to say things from which people can benefit, it sounds like swearing IS okay if it cracks people up and makes them feel at ease. I’m good to go, though that doesn’t really permit me to call people c***s when I’m driving.
posted September 25, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Bah, the whole “cusswords are bad” thingy is just another way for Christians to try to set themselves apart from others in a way that has no Biblical foundation. Paul is not talking about profanity here…and only those who desire to read that into the passage should see it.Indeed, Paul essentially used the word shit in one of his own epistles [Philippians 3:8...the word nicely translated as "dung, garbage, refuse, rubbish," or "filth" is pretty close to the Greek "shit."[shortest comment yet!]
posted September 26, 2008 at 9:00 am
When my husband was in some language class at Regent College he learned that about the Greek ‘scubula’ that Paul used which is translated as “loss.” I count everything as loss. Yeah right! Paul said shit.
posted September 28, 2008 at 11:03 am
I am reminded of how people used “hocus pick” instead of “holy shit”. “Shuckey darn” was also big with Mennonites.
posted September 28, 2008 at 10:10 pm
bobby this was a reference – lmbo- to balls, no?btw i just used this reference on my facebook status. i didn’t even know that this was a censored slang word. and i used it. man, scary. actually i didn’t even know what LMAO was. I AM SO PURE!
posted November 10, 2008 at 10:01 am
I agree. I’ve tried to teach my kids this, too. However, I also want them to think before they speak whenever possible. For whatever reasons, it may offend a good friend of mine if I say, “shit” but they have no issue with me saying, “crap.” I just find that so bizarre. But it’s better to not lord your freedom over someone else that might struggle with it–that’s even scriptural.
posted November 10, 2008 at 10:58 am
I smell homeschool on Big Doofus.
posted February 17, 2009 at 11:18 am
I gotta get me that LMAO shirt!
posted September 5, 2010 at 11:40 am
“Butt” sounds more vulgar than “ass.”
Isn’t it merely a matter of interpretation?
(Oh no, don’t mention that word! Drives some people nuts. Particularly those who act as if Scripture originated with the KJV.)