Ordination: Housekeeping

Everyone Should Quit: John wrote, "Tony Jones has made it his mission to convince his readers who are in denominations to abandon the ordination processes which he considers worthless." Actually, I've not encouraged everyone to quit, only Adam. And I'm quite sure that Adam will not quit, because we've had a public and private (and fun) back-and-forth about this for years. Nor did I say that ordination is "worthless." I said that it's often abusive, and the many comments and emails that concur with that sentiment prove my point. But I'm not advocating that everyone should quit.

Too Mean: To the charge that I'm just being mean-spirited, let me say this. I'm sorry. I'm not intending to be mean. I realize that many of you are personally offended (indicted?) by my criticism of a system in which you have been recognized and affirmed. But maybe, just maybe, your loyalty to the system is blinding you to the abuses in your system and thus migitating your ability to reform it. I am a citizen of the U.S., which I consider to be the noblest form of government yet conceived. But when I travel abroad and hear others criticize my homeland for imperialism or torture or the like, I try to take these criticisms in stride and give them the hearing they deserve.

No Solutions: To the charge that I just rail on denominational ordination and offer no solution (other than an online petition), here are some reforms:

1. Simplify the ordination process: Prune the layers and layers of bureaucratic hoop-jumping that so many commenters have experienced.
2. Open-source the process: Take it out of the hands of committees and allow everyone who's known and loved and ministered with a candidate, regardless of their current denominational affiliation, have a say in the candidate's process.
3. Provide mentors: Assuming that these processes will not be reformed forthwith, provide every candidate with a wise and politically savvy mentor who will shepherd the ordinand through the process, and will attempt to guard the ordinand's soul.
4. Dethrone ordination: Being that so much in our world today is open source and participatory, open the traditionally clergified sacerdotal functions to all people. Let's all prove Weber's routinization of the charisma thesis wrong.
5. Abolish titles: Don't use appellations "Reverend" and "Pastor" and "Father" anymore. They differentiate; they do not unify.
6. Rely on seminaries: I often hear seminary professors bemoan the fact that they've spent three, four, or five years in close proximity to a student but, other than giving a grade for a course, they're not consulted on the candidate's fitness for ministry. The fact is, seminary personnel often know candidates far better that a presbytery/synod/diocese committee 1,000 miles away that meets the candidate once-a-year.
7. Vet the Ordainers: Put those who run the ordination process through an even more thorough hazing screening process than you do the candidates.
   

I Must Be Wounded: Some have figured that my diatribe against denominational ordination systems results from a history of rejection by that system. Nope. That's not my story. I've just looked at the system and seen what I think many in the system are unable to see: that it's outlived its usefuleness and needs to be dramatically reformed before it becomes completely obsolete.

My Petition Is Ridiculous: Yes, of course it is. It's a fun way for a lot of us to show our support of Adam when the system in which he is involved hasn't show him much support. But it's also my way of pointing out (with a wink) that the Internet will inevitably change the way that denominations function.

That's it for now.  As always, thanks for reading, and I look forward to reading your many thoughtful comments.

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