I failed to bring my series of posts on the pragmatics of hell to any kind of a decent conclusion. I was knocked out of commission for a while by a bad case of stomach flu: It was as if I had taken the toxin of
The Toxin Puzzle-- except that I was sick for more than just one day -- and nobody was offering me any million dollars. I'll try to wrap things up a bit better here.
The lesson that seems suggested by the original Toxin Puzzle (concerning intentions, follow above link) and the
modified Toxin Puzzle (about belief) is that in the case of states like intention and belief, you
can't get yourself into such a state by having a reason (even a very strong reason) to be in the state in question; rather, you have to have a reasons that recommend the objects of these states -- the things these states "aim at." (Or maybe we should tone down that
"can't," and say that having only the first kind of reason
at least makes it difficult to be in the state in question. I'll get to this issue below the fold.) The intention one wants to have in the original Toxin Puzzle has as its object the action of drinking the toxin, and what makes it difficult to form the intention is that the agent realizes she will have no reason at all to perform that action: When the time comes to drink the toxin, she will either have the money already, or she will have already missed her chance at it. In either case, actually performing the action of drinking the toxin will accomplish nothing but to make her sick for a day. In the modified version (about belief), the object of the belief the agent wants to have is the proposition that she didn't eat anything the day before, and her problem is that, while she has great prudential reasons for being in the state of belief, she has no evidential reason to think that that proposition is actually true -- and strong evidence (in the form of memory) that it isn't true.
The situation of trying to form a belief for such reasons may have reminded some readers of
Pascal's Wager. . .
But I was reminded of the incident later when I received a
letter from an American woman in her forties who had been brought up Roman
Catholic. At the age of seven, she told
me, two unpleasant things happened to her. She was sexually abused by her parish priest in his car. And, around the same time, a little
schoolfriend of hers, who had tragically died, went to hell because she was a
Protestant. Or so my correspondent had
been led to believe by the then official doctrine of her parents' church. Her view as a mature adult was that, of these
two examples of Roman Catholic child abuse, the one physical and the other
mental, the second was by far the worst. She wrote:
Being fondled by the priest simply left the impression
(from the mind of a 7 year old) as 'yucky' while the memory of my friend going
to hell was one of cold, immeasurable fear. I never lost sleep because of the priest--but I spent many a night being
terrified that the people I loved would go to hell.
That's from Richard Dawkins's
The God Delusion - from
a short section on the trauma, especially to young children, caused by belief
in hell: pp. 317-21 (the above passage is from pp. 317-8). If you get your hands on the book, I
recommend that short section. This
section, and especially Dawkins's comparing sexual abuse to being taught nasty
doctrines of hell were the subject of some great outrage. Though there are other bases for such
outrage, some of it was underwritten by thoughts to the effect that it's absurd
to think believing in hell could be as harmful as sexual abuse. Never having been the victim of sexual abuse
myself, knowing little about what that must be like, and having nothing useful
to say about it, I don't want to get into the comparative issue here. But some of the outraged seemed to be quite sure
that being taught nasty doctrines of hell could not be seriously harmful at
all, and that I do want to dispute.
As someone who spent many sleepless, terrified nights as a
child - at just around the age Dawkins's correspondent was at the time of her
trauma - over hell, I can certainly emphasize with the judgment this woman
expresses. (Protestants take no back
seat to Catholics when it comes to hell-terror, I believe.)
My title is a mash-up of the titles of two well-known philosophy papers: Gregory Kavka's "The Toxin Puzzle," which I discussed earlier today
here, and Saul Kripke's "
A Puzzle about Belief." But my topic is all Kavka: extending Kavka's Toxin Puzzle, which is about intentions, in a way that some remarks of Kavka's at the end of his paper suggest: to cover beliefs.
So, suppose that, in accordance with an agreement you made earlier with
him, our eccentric billionaire will pay you $10 million if you are able
to form a
belief of the billionaire's choosing. Oh, and we should work
some toxin into the example, so, if you fail to have the relevant
belief, you will have to drink the vial of toxin that will make you ill
for a day. It will work like this: You will meet at the billionaire's
lair, he will tell you what belief you are to have, give you one minute
to get your thoughts together, and then you will step into his
belief-o-meter, which, as you fully realize, will harmlessly and
accurately (never mind how) determine whether you really believe the
item in question. If you do, the $10 million is yours; if not, you
drink the toxin and have a miserable day.
Let's suppose you clearly recall eating several things yesterday. For
instance, you not only remember eating lunch, but you remember whom you
had lunch with, what you ordered, and how good you thought it was when you ate it. And
suppose that when you get to the billionaire's lair, he tells you that
what you must believe to get the money and avoid the toxin is that you
didn't eat a single thing all day yesterday. Can you do it?
You are feeling extremely lucky. You have just been approached by an eccentric
billionaire who has offered you the following deal. He places before you a vial of toxin that, if
you drink it, will make you painfully ill for a day, but will not threaten your life or
have any lasting effects. (Your spouse,
a crack biochemist, confirms the properties of the toxin.) The billionaire will pay you one million
dollars tomorrow morning if, at midnight tonight, you intend to drink the
toxin tomorrow afternoon. He emphasizes
that you need not drink the toxin to receive the money; in fact, the money will
already be in your bank account hours before the time for drinking it arrives,
if you succeed. (This is confirmed by
your daughter, a lawyer, after she examines the legal and financial documents
that the billionaire has signed.) All
you have to do is sign the agreement and then intend at midnight tonight to
drink the stuff tomorrow afternoon. You
are perfectly free to change your mind after receiving the money and not drink
the toxin. (The presence or absence of
the intention is to be determined by the latest 'mind-reading' brain scanner
and computing device designed by the great Doctor X. As a cognitive scientist, materialist, and
faithful former student of Doctor X, you have no doubt that the machine will
correctly detect the presence or absence of the relevant intention.)
Thus begins Gregory Kavka's short classic, "The Toxin Puzzle" (
Analysis 43 (1983): 33-36).
Suppose you could really use one million dollars. Well, come to think of it, we should perhaps start
raising that amount in retellings of Kavka's puzzle to account for inflation -
to avoid a
Dr. Evil-style embarrassment
down the line--though
I could still really use a paltry million dollars! So, let's say this is an eccentric multi-billionaire
whose offer is for $
10 million. That
should let the example keep its punch for quite a number of years into the
future. So, you can really use $10
million, and if the offer was simply to get that money if you drink the toxin,
you would happily do it. Now, you might
think the offer being made to you is even better than a simple payment for
drinking the toxin, because, the way it's set up, you can have your cake and,
well, avoid puking it up, too: You can intend to drink the toxin at midnight
tonight, pocket the money, and then change your mind and never drink the toxin. But as they think it over, most people start
to realize things might not be that simple. If you'll know full well at midnight that you will have no reason at all
to drink the toxin tomorrow afternoon - by then, you'll either have the money
or you won't, and, either way, drinking the toxin will simply make you sick
while providing no financial benefit - well, then, maybe pocketing the money
might not be so easy. (Oh, that fiendish
billionaire!) The question to ponder is:
Given that set-up...
Can you form the intention?