Our Lady of Weight Loss

Weight Loss Wisdom: Stuck On Chocolate

Tuesday June 9, 2009

ART Stop.jpgJanice Taylor, Beliefnet blogger, reporting in from Omega Institute of Holistic Studies in The Catskills, New York.

Our Lady of Weight Loss and I are leading a workshop entitled "Our Lady of Weight Loss EnLIGHTens." (She always gets top billing!) There are about twenty fabulous people in Our Lady's group.

Yesterday's afternoon session centered around taking a good long and honest look at our self-limiting beliefs and excuses. In other words, we explored our very brilliant "Stay Fat Strategies."

Think about it. If you have been 'trying' to lose weight, permanently remove the excess and have not succeeded, then you've implemented your very own 'stay fat strategy,' haven't you? And it stands to reason that if you have figured out how to stay fat or stuck, then you are capable of turning your strategy around, doesn't it?

As you know, it is Our Lady of Weight Loss's mission to make weight loss fun. So we are most definitely having lots of laughs as we learn about ourselves and 'let go' of our excuses, 'let go' of what's holding us back.

Here are some of the fun strategies from us at Omega to you (wherever you might be)!

Top Ten Strategies on How to Stay Fat!

1. Blame someone else; our mother, husband, kids ... anyone else!

2. Wear stretchy clothes.

3. Never partake in activities that make you sweat.

4. Go grocery shopping when hungry, and be sure to bust open a bag of chips before you hit the check-out line (yes, do pay for them).

5. Declare Friday greasy pizza day.

6. Delude thyself ... often.

7. Believe that food tastes better at midnight.

8. Eat out A LOT.

9. Drink alcohol when eating out.

10. Chocolate always and forever!

How are you keeping yourself stuck?

More on how to stay stuck and fat! The full platter!!
The Watermelon Angel: Dessert Straight Up
10 Healthy Summer Recipes

Spread the word ... NOT the icing,
Janice

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Karen Etters
June 12, 2009 6:17 AM

I work third shift and I love chocolate,bagels with cream cheese,and Irish mint creamers in my large coffee(I put eight in it). HELP! Karen

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June 12, 2009 6:21 AM

Thankyou,Sudeki. I'll certainly check that website.

loretta
June 13, 2009 4:17 PM

I love chocolate, I have such a hard time leaving it alone. I am currently 152 pounds, I trying to lose 12 pounds, I cant stay away from by little brown buddies, I am 50 years old and I find it nearly impossible to lose 10 pounds. HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lots of love LO

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"Janice Taylor is a 'kooky genius'"
~ O, The Oprah Magazine

Janice Taylor is a Weight Loss Coach and Certified Hypnotist, author, artist and motivational speaker. She is the author of Our Lady of Weight Loss: Miraculous and Motivational Musings from the Patron Saint of Permanent Fat Removal and All Is Forgiven, Move On: Our Lady of Weight Loss's 101 Fat-Burning Steps on Your Journey to Sveltesville (publication date May 15, 2008). Janice is also the creator of the popular e-newsletter Kick in the Tush Club and a 50-pound big-time-loser.

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