Rod Dreher

Rod Dreher

Give alms to a tax deadbeat: Restore Stephen Baldwin

posted by Rod Dreher | 10:22pm Monday April 26, 2010

Look, I’m sorry that actor Stephen Baldwin is bankrupt, but this whole Restore Stephen Baldwin campaign is the ne plus ultra of Evangelical cheesiness.
Baldwin is the D-list actor who became a born-again Christian in 2002. But he got into financial trouble, and is now deeply in debt. Now this coterie of Baldwin supporters, who claim to be operating independent from the Massapequa thespian, are trying to raise money to get him out of bankruptcy. Well, look, I’d love it too if I went bankrupt, and my friends rallied to help me out. But what they’re doing here is Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey crazy.
They’re claiming that Baldwin is broke because he’s a Christian, and Hollywood blacklisted him over his faith. The Velveeta-like video clip on the RSB site actually says that if you give money to Stephen, you’ll help show those Hollywood types who look at broke Stephen and laugh at God. Restore that Baldwin or the Devil wins! More from the site:

Our vision is to see Stephen Baldwin publicly restored in front of millions. Stephen’s platform will increase allowing him to reach even more people with the Gospel and God will get all of the glory. Publicly.

You think that’s what’ll happen? Or will the millions who see this happen laugh at how easy it is to separate gullible Christians from their money for the sake of helping a washed-up celebrity who, in an earlier generation, would have been anchoring the Banana Section on “Tattle Tales” by now, resume his Hollywood lifestyle, such as it was.
Let’s go to the Q&A section of RestoreStephenBaldwin.org, shall we:

Q- Why doesn’t his family help him?
A- His family does not perceive Stephen’s predicament as a matter of spiritual warfare. They see Stephen’s outspoken Christianity as poor choices therefore they will not help.

Oh really? I doubt the poor choices that led to S. Baldwin’s bankruptcy had anything to do with God, and had everything to do with, you know, spending more money than he had coming in. Well, that, and the fact that — oops! — the Born-Again Baldwin neglected to pay over a million dollars in state and federal taxes, according to his bankruptcy filing.
Let’s say for the sake of argument that S. Baldwin was the greatest actor since young Brando — I know, I know, but let’s pretend — but his acting jobs evaporated after he came out as a born-again Christian. That would be tragedy, but worse things have happened to people. But guess what? Stephen Baldwin could have gotten a regular job like anybody else. Would it have killed him to work at Costco? That would have been honorable; having your friends beg publicly for money to restore you to celebrity income status is shameful and pathetic.
But wait, it gets better, or rather, worse:

Q- Why does Stephen need personal wealth?
A- Stephen’s influence is in Hollywood. Hollywood worships money and without it you are seen as a loser and cannot be an effective influence to this group.

What kind of Christian-crackhead logic is it that says the faithful have a duty to give alms to make a failed spendthrift actor rich once again to advance the kingdom of God? Is going broke in part because you didn’t pay your taxes really a matter of spiritual warfare? Did the Devil make poor Stephen Baldwin not obey the law? The mind boggles, the stomach turns. The funny thing is, this stunt, which will get lots of coverage, will guarantee both a) that Hollywood people laugh even harder at Christian nitwittery, and b) that no matter how rich he should become through this online telethon, Stephen Baldwin will have no “influence” in Hollywood — none, zero, gesphincto — because he’d be seen as the honor-deficient bozo who didn’t pay his taxes and got bailed out anyway by credulous born-agains.
UPDATE: Let me be clear: I don’t oppose helping someone who got into tax trouble. When Willie Nelson, for example, got his ox in the ditch with the IRS, I wouldn’t have begrudged anyone who loved Willie and his work giving him money to get him square with Uncle Sam. It’s the way Baldwin’s friends have framed this as a spiritual crusade to show up godless Hollywood that makes me ill.



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Lord Hallowell

posted April 26, 2010 at 11:28 pm


AMEN. I wish I could make a negative donation.



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kenneth

posted April 26, 2010 at 11:29 pm


I don’t know what else to say. You got right to the truth of the matter.



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John Shore

posted April 27, 2010 at 12:51 am


Forget Steve Baldwin. I think we can all agree that it’s best to restore me, John Shore.
http://restorejohnshore.wordpress.com/



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jamie

posted April 27, 2010 at 1:17 am


Stephen, come on man you know this isn’t right. I know you will do the right thing. Come on people, lets lift this brother up so he can see the path he was on.



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Quiddity

posted April 27, 2010 at 1:32 am


Rod is a great comedy writer. These words:
“a washed-up celebrity who, in an earlier generation, would have been anchoring the Banana Section on ‘Tattle Tales’”
are hilarious. Had me laughing for ten minutes. Comedy gold!



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Crazy Bertus Deluxe

posted April 27, 2010 at 2:32 am


I used to read a lot on religion but not anymore since I became an atheist 5 years ago, but I still know that this is a perversion of the story of Jobe. The whole point of that story is that you praise the lord DESPITE losing everything.
So if Baldwin is TRULY a christian let him get down on his knees, in poordom, and still praise the lord.
Also the Lord only helps those who help themselves! Think about it! God doesn’t hold a grudge to those who work hard and EARN their way. Better yet, he praises it!



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Your Name

posted April 27, 2010 at 2:45 am


Just another Hollywood scam. Wheres his is family they should be the ones helping him.



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Jon

posted April 27, 2010 at 6:11 am


If Baldwin is in bankruptcy that means his debts are being erased, or at least reduced to a level he can afford to pay without fees and interest. Yes, he’ll have a black mark on his credit record for a while, but he isn’t in danger of living the streets.
Meanwhile if people wish to be charitable Ilm sure there are any number of less illustrious folks out there with serious needs for medical care, housing etc.



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Brett R.

posted April 27, 2010 at 6:28 am


At least in the case of Willie Nelson, you got an album of his music out of it (The IRS Tapes). What’s Stephen got to offer to his donors- Bio-Dome 2?



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CatherineNY

posted April 27, 2010 at 6:55 am


First of all, I’m embarrassed to admit that I had to go to Wikipedia to find out that Stephen Baldwin is not the one married to Chynna Philipps (who has also become a born-again Christian, but has not been driven into bankruptcy by this fact). I did realize he wasn’t the one who is on 30 Rock, however. Second, as a Catholic, I think I’ll wait to support him until he converts back to Catholicism. Just kidding! Third, keying off Rod’s previous post, perhaps Delaware should be named “Baldwinia” and all the tax revenues can flow to him. Liberal secularists won’t object, because they’ll think the state is named after Alec Baldwin. I like “Balwinia” much better than “Calagionia.”



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Scam Alert

posted April 27, 2010 at 9:37 am


The claim is that Stephen Baldwin is blacklisted by Hollywood, but if you look at his body of work, he’s getting just as many acting gigs now as he did before his conversion to Christianity. This is more a matter of his wanting a certain lifestyle that he cannot afford. If Christians read their bibles, they’d know that it’s easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven; thus, giving Stephen money would be a disservice to him from an eternal perspective.



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polistra

posted April 27, 2010 at 9:50 am


This belongs in the same drawer as the mindless cheerleading of Fox and MSNBC. We are no longer allowed to judge people by their deeds; we cannot apply labels like spendthrift; no, we must only accept self-applied labels. Kids learn early how to say “You can’t judge me! Only I can judge me!”
If Bush calls himself “Conservative”, then Fox must treat everything he does as LUMINOUS! MAGNIFICENT! GODLIKE! and MSNBC must treat everything he does as SATANIC! ILLEGAL! FASCIST! And vice versa with Obama, even though Bush and Obama are nearly indistinguishable in deeds.
Here we have a Hollywood type who is indistinguishable in deeds from any other Hollywood type, but because his self-applied label is “Christian”, the other members of the Christian team must cheer for him.
All of this is fully intentional. Subjectivism was invented by Lenin, advanced by Mussolini, perfected by Alinsky.



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MWorrell

posted April 27, 2010 at 10:11 am


Wow, you people have it all figured out! What people think, why they do what they do, and what they should be doing instead.
The whole situation is pretty hokey, for sure.



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Alicia

posted April 27, 2010 at 10:34 am


There are places in the world where people are actually persecuted because of their faith, Christian or otherwise. Those misguided “friends” of Baldwin who suggest he is persecuted for his should be ashamed of themselves.



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Alicia

posted April 27, 2010 at 10:39 am


A similar point was made recently in this SLATE piece regarding the Tea Party, by Ron Rosenbaum:
http://www.slate.com/id/2251669
Excerpt:
“The muddled Tea Party version of history is more than wrong and fraudulent. It’s offensive. Calling Obama a tyrant, a communist, or a fascist is deeply offensive to all the real victims of tyranny, the real victims of communism and fascism. The tens of millions murdered. It trivializes such suffering inexcusably for the T.P.ers to claim that they are suffering from similar oppression because they might have their taxes raised or be subject to demonic “federal regulation.”"



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Chuck Bloom

posted April 27, 2010 at 12:20 pm


No help until he repents for “Bio Dome.”



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Nora

posted April 27, 2010 at 12:35 pm


Shouldn’t someone point Stephen to Christ’s words to the wealthy young man who wanted to know what he must do to attain eternal life?
He has been alleviated of the burden and obstacle of his wealth, and now he is well on his way to attaining the kingdom of heaven. He should be thankful.
Because that’s what he really wants, right…right?



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Jeffrey

posted April 27, 2010 at 12:42 pm


Don’t forget, Stephen Baldwin said this about Bono’s crusade against poverty in Africa:
“You would do far more good if you just preached the gospel of Jesus rather than trying to get rid of Third World debt relief.”
So…
Um…
If millions in Africa are suffering for poverty, we should just tell them about Jesus. That’s all they need.
But if Stephen Baldwin is suffering bankruptcy, SEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS RIGHT AWAY!



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Michael C

posted April 27, 2010 at 1:08 pm


Where it not so bothersome, I am inclined to send a penny, in the hope that they would get the message.
Ignoring it makes you just another person not interested in Stephen’s suffering, sending a penny describes how much you value his suffering.



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Nora

posted April 27, 2010 at 1:20 pm


We should each send a roll of pennies, C.O.D.



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Martin

posted April 27, 2010 at 2:23 pm


It’s actually possible, on the site’s donation page, to donate $0 (just choose the “pay by check” option) and include a personal message to Stephen Baldwin! Mine was something along the lines of “Stop this madness now — the last thing you need is another reason to be mocked.”
Another report on this topic called Baldwin a “C-list actor,” whereas Rod calls him a “D-list actor.” I’d just like to know whose lists you’re looking at.



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Steve

posted April 27, 2010 at 4:18 pm


I’d like to give my view as a born-again Christian. I actually tend to agree with most of your points Rod. I don’t believe that the bailout of Stephen should occur…especially under the guise of this being some Spiritual duty. Although I admire Stephen’s boldness and willingness to be considered a “fool for Christ”, I have a hard time feeling sorry for anyone who has had the opportunities he’s had. As anyone who has reached a level of spiritual maturity knows, Christianity offers no guarantee of financial success or blessing on this earth. Perhaps the Lord is allowing this to come on Stephen to test whether he will remain true to his true faith (unlike many who tend to give up on God when the “blessing” is no longer evident). I think he would have a much more powerful testimony of his faith if the bottom were to drop out and he remained positive and committed to Christ.
Now, to those who think Christianity is a myth (e.g. Artie), please keep this logic in mind. If we Christians are wrong and and there is no afterlife with streets of gold and no God…oh well. We will have lived a life of hope and faith that helped us make it through. No real loss. However, if you, who deny Christ, are wrong and there is a hell and there is a judgment, you have everything to lose. So, make fun of us if makes you feel better. It really doesn’t bother me. I know that some of the stories that are part of the Christian message sound crazy (and there are some crazy people out there who are misguided in their effort to preach it), but when you accept Christ as your saviour…it leads to a life of hope and true joy that is hard to describe. That’s why people like Stephen have been willing to risk their reputation and financial success that can come from boldly sharing ones faith. The peace that comes to your soul is so worth any negatives that may come.



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Michael C

posted April 27, 2010 at 4:35 pm


I think he risked his “reputation and financial success” by not paying his taxes, not by becoming “born again”



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Mere Catholic

posted April 27, 2010 at 5:00 pm


Someone needs to ask Pat Robertson what deal the Baldwin family made with the Devil for Stephen to undergo such suffering.



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unapologetic catholic

posted April 27, 2010 at 8:06 pm


“Now, to those who think Christianity is a myth (e.g. Artie), please keep this logic in mind….”
….followed by Pascal’s wager–the worst possible reason to be Christian.



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Steve

posted April 27, 2010 at 10:14 pm


Unapologetic catholic…totally agree. Sorry if that came across my reasoning for choosing Christianity. I was providing motivation to take a second look at Christianity and expressing a side benefit of being one. I was a Christian for 30 years before I considered that logic. Thanks for clearing that up.
It is my hope that everyone will come to belief in Jesus Christ, but I’m the last one to try to force it on anyone, debate people about it, or condemn those who don’t. Doing so is fruitless, and actually sheds a negative light on true Christianity. May everyone, whether Catholic, Baptist, non-demonational, or none of the above, find the peace that comes from knowing Christ as your personal saviour.
To see a good talk on Christianity…check out this clip of Alice Cooper! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oim4OWMANZ4



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jean

posted April 28, 2010 at 4:30 am


i can’t believe he would use God for this. ask this brother for money….



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jean

posted April 28, 2010 at 4:44 am


the lord said there would be people who used his name to gain.. please, please people out there DO NOT HOLD THIS AGAINST OUR LORD…THERE ARE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO ARE BROKE, INCLUDING ME , BUT I WOULD NEVER USE THE LORD TO GET MONEY OUT OF PEOPLE, sounds so sinful to me..he should pray to GOD TO SAVE HIM.., oh , isn’t pat robinson dead??



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Deacon Scott

posted April 29, 2010 at 4:25 pm


Rod:
I agree with your point about the motivation and manipulation behind this restoration project. Further, I agree that bankruptcy proceedings should go most of the distance towards helping Stephen and his family get back their feet. However, I think your point would have been better made without so much vitriol heaped upon Stephen Baldwin. Like many actors, he has appeared in both fairly decent and pretty bad films. I think it is important to acknowledge that his career has suffered because he is such a vocal Christian, not to mention political conservative. Jim Caviezal’s acting career is similarly affected. So, while you are more than correct to question the basis of Restore Stephen Baldwin and to point out that it amounts to spiritual manipulation to say anyone, let alone all of us, must contribute to make him wealthy again, especially given that his predicament is the result of his own poor choices, like not selling a property he could no longer afford to own, I think you go too far.



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Betty

posted April 29, 2010 at 5:23 pm


Can anyone name a Stephen Baldwin movie? What influence could he possibly have? How much did that cheesey commercial cost. I bet it could have paid for a lot of sandwiches for the poor. The real poor. The working poor. God doesn’t need anyone to be rich just so he can have some street cred.
Sickening.



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