Desperate times call for desperate measures! I woke up bloated this morning, desirous of a flat belly, wishing that there was a magic cure. And then I remembered the healing powers of water.
And so, I took my Our Lady of Weight Loss Sassy Water bottle and downed 4 glasses and prayed! Please join with me!
Dear Our Lady of the Flat Belly,
Please may I thirst for water
and experience with every sassy sip
its miraculous cleansing powers.
May my sins as well as fat belly be washed away
and permanently eliminated from my body.
And please,
May there always be a clean bathroom nearby.
Amen
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Janice
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posted August 20, 2009 at 2:12 pm
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posted September 19, 2009 at 2:22 am
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posted May 11, 2010 at 2:43 pm
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posted May 16, 2010 at 3:44 am
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Anete Smith
posted May 27, 2010 at 2:12 am
Cheers! We’re on the same side!
posted May 27, 2010 at 2:14 am
Very informative article! We’re on the same track!
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posted June 21, 2010 at 8:29 am
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posted July 30, 2010 at 4:25 am
Great Prayer, I love it!
Perfect diet comes from perfect discipline!
posted July 30, 2010 at 8:15 am
Hahaha… nice prayer. Let’s admit that it’s very hard to lose belly fat because it’s very difficult not to eat tasty foods, but everybody wants to feel good about themselves right?? All it takes is the will and motivation to lose your belly fat and you’re good to go!